When your family has the flu I will come and pick on you! Go ahead and suck your thumb, Give your germs to everyone!
Do you think you want to skip your nap? That’s the way to make me clap! Did you stay up late to watch T.V? That’s great, if you ask me!
For breakfast I saw you eat a Rice Crispy Bar Today I will find you wherever you are. A big bowl of ice cream and a whole chocolate cake What more could I ask for a Crabbie’s sake? How ‘bout a cookie or a big bag of chips? I’m so excited I’m doing flips!

You didn’t eat your lunch! It was ready at noon! If you don’t grab a snack, I will be there soon. You can’t be too busy to eat healthy food. When stomachs are empty, I can ruin the mood!
Your daddy is tired of waiting for you. I can be there before you count to two!
Do you think you’re afraid to try something new? I can be there fast, to make fun of you!

When someone doesn’t play fair Or takes all the toys and won’t share, You can count on this...I’ll soon be there!
I always sing a very happy song, Whenever LOTS of things all go wrong!
If you wake up with your ears feeling sore Soon I’ll be walking, right through the door!

When two good friends are angry and mad, It’s just the thing that makes me glad!
When there’s something new that you want to do, I’ll jump right in to scare the pants off of you!
My most favorite thing, I just love to do, Is to send in my Crabbies, right after you!

If dinner is taking much too long, My friends and I make things go wrong.
If you and your friends Eat lots of ice cream and cake, I’m on my way in – for heaven’s sake!
If you go to bed and it’s too late at night, I’ll be there the next morning, All Ready To FIGHT!

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