I put fear into the hearts and minds of everyone! My whole mission in life is to make you too SCARED to even try. When I succeed, I am the happiest Crabbie in the world! My favorite tricks are to get someone to tell you: • “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…” • “Sorry, you’re too little to do this...” • “Come on! Don’t be so stupid! It’s Simple!” • “Hey, who do you think you are anyway?” • “You’re not smart enough to do this,” • “Oh man, you are so clumsy!” I might get you to say something to yourself like: • “This is DUMB!” • “This is BORING!” • “This is STUPID!!” I’ll do whatever it takes to make kids (and grown-ups even) think “This is too hard!” or “I can’t do this. I’ve never done it before!!” Getting kids to laugh or giggle at someone else, or at some little mistake they made, is an awesome trick. Getting laughed at can hurt if it’s being mean, and it makes people really sad or really angry. This can start a fight, or make someone cry really fast. All I want is for everyone to believe in one simple, little rule: “I CAN’T DO IT! I DON’T KNOW HOW!” Because “IF YOU THINK YOU CAN’T, YOU CAN’T!!” Period.   This is important... My very best friend is Too-Tired! Making kids think that they Can’t-Do something works PERFECT with a friend like Too-Tired! There is simply no better way to make anyone afraid that they will make mistakes, or mess everything up, or look stupid, than having them be Too-Tired.