I get such a KICK when germs make you SICK! Just put those fingers into your mouth, and give those germs a big, giant SLURPY LICK! It’s easy for you to help me out and have fun making everyone Achey: DO NOT EVER WASH YOUR HANDS: • Not before eating • Not after playing outside • Not after using the bathroom TOUCH EVERYTHING you can think of, and then, PUT ALL YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH… A LOT! These are exactly the very best, most perfect ways to help me, little old Achey Crabbie, Spread those GERMS! Before I can even shout, “HOLY CRABBIE’APOLIS!” tons of people will get Sick and Achey all over, and then… I’ll be hangin’ out in ACHEY HEAVEN!